MAN-golian oranges

A few days back, I promised a friend to blog about oranges


Adam: hey Shahzan,gimme something to blog about
Shahzan: Blog about oranges ...la
Adam: Huh oranges? So boring...
Shahzan: owh how about mongolian oranges
Adam: HuH? Mangolian oranges?
Shahzan: Mongolian oranges...
Adam: Okay set....mangolian oranges!

you know friend,i cant remember if it was apples or oranges...anyways


HASTALA VISTA BABY
Meet the most manly orange in the world!
One bite will make hair grow on your chest....and everywhere else

Since im on the topic....who in the world named oranges oranges just because its orange?

One tone Tan wants Wanton noodles

sniz,
manly-fy yourself

holy ke-molly

FLYING FISHCAKES! omg i FORGOT i HAD A BLOG.....what kinda person AM I!

you know....i lost my sense of direction...as in dont know what to blog about.!
I realized im only capable of writing non-sensable stuff..

yeah so here's one....

You know right...why dont we use you know left?
opposite of right is left...opposite of right is wrong....so left is wrong?

DID YOU KNOW....if you turn left 3 times you would go right?...vice versa




Anyways..i really have my hands full with college work,exams coming up
i do hope i have time to blog more...it really gets my brain juices flowing

to the left,to the left...everything you own in the box to the left
*beyonce,irreplacable* *citation...no plagarism*

Why did she put it on the left side?

sniz,

Random chat

Me was sitting down one day....near the basketball court

Adam:*cricket**breathe**cricket**blank*
Guy: Hey adam...so erh...wait your name IS adam right?
Adam:hello..yeah...
Guy:Hey you like the smell of mosquito repellent ar?
Adam:????....i think its okay
Guy:Oh crap .!! My lorry is coming...bye bye *thats what i heard*
Adam: owh...bye bye

Adam: ?????

*update*
wooo....his name is jian meng...i think

sniz,
loves random peoples

Emotional outburst 1 - Anger

Yeah so...been reading other blogs and realized that all of em have emotional outburst. So HEY how can i NoT have one???

yeah so okay...here goes

RARWWWW I AM SO FREAKING ANGRY...ANGRY !!! I CANT EXPRESS HOW SUPER FREAKING ANGRY.!!
I FEEL SO BETRAYED....FREAKING BACK STABBER/TWO TIMER...

Ill tell you what happened....i trusted this fella with my life....gave him everything he needed...i massaged him,talked to him,help him when he was stuck/unblock him, i even cut his hair okay.!

AND WHEN I NEEDED HIM MOST....HE BECAME ITCHY!!
My left nostril became itchy !!...i mean...I COULD HAVE DIED !!
I HAD TO "STUFF" IT...LEAVING ONE NOSTRIL TO BREATHE,THAT'S LIKE 50% LESS OXYGEN



ARGHHH....I FEEL SO BETRAYED...LIFE IS NOT WORTH LIVING ANYMORE IN THIS CRUEL CRUEL WORLD...

FAREWELL....

I AM NINJA !!!

Yes its true,what else do you think I've been doing the past few months i was in Australia?....muahahaha!


Ninja school...See see...im right there !
I learned lots and lots of stuff here but my fav will have to be the cute disguise technique



My cat....



Thats not all hey...

I can jump THIS HIGH

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* REAL MEASUREMENT!!!*
....off the ground.....i bet you're so amazed,your jaw is hanging open

And this concludes my super lame post....next,"Andrew can fly"



sniz,
i make naruto wet his pants